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A Special Holiday Greeting
I wish to say to you and yours .... "Happy Holidays and Happy New Year"...
(You can't be careful enough of what you say these days without the fear of
being sued) So, I ran it past my lawyers, and this is what came back...
From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee"), please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, elebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or your/their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you(s) are bound by these terms that: This
greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
1. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
2. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
the inferences contained in this correspondence.
3. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
geographical locations.
4. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
........................................................Well feck it
anyway.... !
A Special Holiday Greeting
I wish to say to you and yours .... "Happy Holidays and Happy New Year"...
(You can't be careful enough of what you say these days without the fear of
being sued) So, I ran it past my lawyers, and this is what came back...
From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee"), please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, elebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or your/their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you(s) are bound by these terms that: This
greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
1. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
2. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
the inferences contained in this correspondence.
3. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
geographical locations.
4. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
so basically........
*MERRY CHRISTMAS* EVERYONE, AND A HAPPY AND VERY PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!!!